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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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