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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Peanut eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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