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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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