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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rufus eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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