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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛
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