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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁
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