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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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