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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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