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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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