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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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