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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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