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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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