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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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