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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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