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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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