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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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