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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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