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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simba eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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