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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Buddy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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