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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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