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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Voldemort eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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