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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Kirk eaten by

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖
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