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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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