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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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