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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Piper eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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