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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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