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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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