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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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