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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rocky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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