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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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