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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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