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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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