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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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