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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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