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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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