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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Widget eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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