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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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