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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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