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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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