Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.