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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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