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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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