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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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