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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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