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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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