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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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