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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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