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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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