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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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