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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Toby eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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