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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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