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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Lola eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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