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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Lola eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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