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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Teddy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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