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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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