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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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