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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Charlie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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