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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Alfie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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