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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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